Joba Chamberlain showed up to spring training fat. Apparently he was eating all the Captain Crunch C.C. Sabathia took a pass on this off-season, but instead of covering the delicious sugary cereal in milk, he must have decided to cover it in a nice sausage gravy instead (note to self, give this a try).
Naturally the media wanted to ask G.M. Brian Cashman about this new development and that's where fun began. Cashman refused to discuss his pitcher's extra poundage and said over and over again, he's heavier, that's all I'll say. The New York media termed Cashman's answers"careful" and "reticent." Here in idiot-land, we call them Rasheed Wallace-like. Hit it Sheed: