Well this has been a fun week on the internet: unsubstantiated rumors, poker web site message boards, and twitter feeds created a "much-ado-about-nothing" non-story.
As is the usual with these non-stories, people are citing their "sources close to the situation" to further their baseless message board posts and twitter tweets. Realizing that despearate times call for desperate measures, T3I is determined to find our own "insider source" who scoops mainstream media. Well, we've found our man, Slippery Pete. Famous for his "rogue electrician" ways and Russian mail-order brides, Pete is our contact to all things from inside the sporting world. Pete receives help from his long-time confidant Shlomo.
Today's insider scoop from Pete:
"**BREAKING NEWS** Rick Jackson's second cousin ordered a footlong Italian BMT at Subway this week."
Unfortunately, Pete's twitter account access was cut short when he couldn't find the needed holes to run his laptop. Plus, when it comes to computers, Pete's more of a "Frogger" guy.
Folks with tips like these, you can always count on Slippery Pete.
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