Tattoos as Billboards - Why the Hell Not

An enterprising Australian volleyball player named Claire Kelly is attempting to make some extra scratch by sporting tattoo advertisements on various parts of her body, and we're not talking about the temporary kind either -- we're talking the real, permanent deal.

That got us to thinking (something we generally avoid) -- in these tough economic times, other figures in the world of sports could certainly use some extra-income, and this seems like the perfect way to do it.  However, they need to be matched up with the perfect corporate partner because after all, tattoos are forever.   Luckily for the following people, we've got the answers.

LeBron James

Sponsor: Tony Robbins.

Potential Tattoo: Awaken the Giant Within

Dana Holgorsen

Sponsor: Golden Palace.com (you can't get kicked out)

Potential Tatto: This would work well with his receding hairline



Dana's got a lot of room for this one


Jim Tressel

Sponsor: Fine Line Ink Tattoos

Potential Tatto:

Frank McCourt

Sponsor:  Bayer, Wishman & Leotta -- Certified Bankruptcy Attorneys

Potential Tattoo:

This would look sweet on Frank McCourts bicep

Greg Robinson

Sponsor: Aaron Goldfarb - Author How to Fail

Potential Tattoo:

This also doubles as Greg Robinson's autobiography