Memo to Chandler Jones: Stay Away from Scooters

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Syracuse defensive end Chandler Jones is beast and poised for a break out year.  So much so that the star defensive end will be one of Syracuse's representatives at the annual Big East lobster eating contest Media Day.

One of the few things that could derail a potentially huge season for Mr. Jones is an injury -- which we here at T3I wish on no one.  So while we have no reason to believe Chandler is cruising around Central New York on a scooter (email us if you know otherwise) please learn a lesson from Georgia defensive end Derrick Lott and stay the hell off of motor scooters. 

We don't care if the old joke about fat chicks and mopeds is true - just say no - the last thing we want to see number 99 having an incident like this: