Big East Commissioner John Marinatto is having call with reporters on Tuesday and it is expected he will announce higher exit fees -- with contingencies of course -- and since Missouri appears headed to the SEC, all hell is going to break loose once again.
However, what you don't know is this -- the Big East Commissioner has been hampered by an impossible situation. Evil forces have Big John over a barrel. Space Warlord Dark Helmet has taken his beloved Prince Vespa Tranghese hostage and now with the Prince's life in peril, Marinatto has finally agreed to announce the secret combination to saving the Big East. We present it to you exclusively. Enjoy.
Inspired by the fantastic 1-2-3-4-5 scene from Spaceballs.