However, what you don't know is this -- the Big East Commissioner has been hampered by an impossible situation. Evil forces have Big John over a barrel. Space Warlord Dark Helmet has taken his beloved Prince Vespa Tranghese hostage and now with the Prince's life in peril, Marinatto has finally agreed to announce the secret combination to saving the Big East. We present it to you exclusively. Enjoy.
Inspired by the fantastic 1-2-3-4-5 scene from Spaceballs.
2 comments:
Syracuse going to the ACC is more proof that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
We understand you guys don't like the move, it will suck to have what we know of BE basketball gone. We love the rivalries and tradition as much as you guys. From an overall standpoint the move had to happen - since college football is the out of control 16 year old that's driving the college athletic bus -- probably at a 100 mph and over a cliff.
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