|The wave should have been retired with hairstyles like this|
We hate the wave. I mean we really, really hate it. It was something that originated in the 80's and like huge hair, Dokken and Zubaz, it should have stayed there. Well maybe not Zubaz, otherwise carnie ride operators would work without pants, and frankly that's not good for anyone.
Sadly, much like Kip Winger, this hideous phenomenon is still occurring. Seriously, who in their right minds wants to see a 25th Anniversary Winger show? The answer, Lipton Tea executives, that's who.
From Philly.com we learn that:
"Lipton, now the official iced tea of Major League Baseball after Monday's Home Run Derby, is going to encourage you to do the wave at baseball games for the rest of the season."
Look, we haven't had a post on up this site in months, and it may be months before another one appears, but when a company so irresponsibly promotes hideous behavior, we here at T3I are forced to take action.
So, should you happen to be in a Major League park over the next few months and get urged to do the wave against your will do the following two things:
1) Sit your ass down
2) Drink Snapple
Otherwise you're condoning behavior that should have been retired with this band:
And for those too lazy to click the link, this is Dokken (we know you've never heard of them):