Tuesday, February 4, 2014

J-Load Lives!

One of our favorite athletes, former Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen, aka the Hefty Left, aka Jabba the Hut, aka a really fat dude, is still playing football - and at over 300 pounds, he's still a quarterback. According to Lost Letterman, the former NY Giants backup is playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters in something called the "CIFL."

Now 32 years old, Lorenzen has eschewed fads like P90X and Insanity workouts, and has instead opted to pursue a diet consisting entirely of Kentucky eating challenges*. Honestly, the 24 inch pizza at Raniero's in Cold Spring, KY seems like it would be an appetizer for this guy.

Anyway, here's Mr. Lozenzen in action - you to have hand it to the man, for being super morbidly obese, he moves better than most of us do:

*Not actually confirmed

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