Syracuse - Louisville - Official Idiotic Predictions

You know your team sucks when writing a dumb three sentence prediction is a chore. Of course predicting the outcome of a game that is basically decided before it has even been played is pointless - which neatly sums up Greg Robinson's four years in Central New York. I'm rambling now, let's get to the picks.

Champ

This is a full weekend. Friday night I'm taking ChampBaby trick or treating, Saturday going to the Cuse-Louisville game, and on Sunday traveling to Albany to take my son to a Wiggles concert. Thanks to Greg Robinson, this weekend's game ranks a very distant third on the list of things I want to do. Yes Greg, even the Wiggles kick your ass.

There used to be no better feeling than going to a big night game at the Dome. Miami, VaTech, Michigan, and the post 9/11 Auburn game all bring back great memories. The electricity of a packed house made the Dome no better place to be. For all 13,000 attendees, you'll witness Louisville avenge the "How in the World Did We Just Lose That Game" loss from last year.

Final

Birds 37
Orange 10

Russianator

Louisville coach Steve Kragthorpe channelled his inner Lou Holtz earlier this week and proclaimed that Syracuse is very, very well coached in all three phases of the game. Using the Kragthorpian theorem, that makes Texas very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very. very,very, very well coached in all three phases of the game.

Once we get past Steve's absurd statements, we get to the game. Last year Syracuse stunned Louisville, mainly because last year the Cardinals defense made the French army look formidable. New defensive coordinator Ron English has remedied the problem and this year Louisville is only giving up 23 points per game. Combine that with the fact that the SU offense is getting worse as the season goes on (although they're very, very well coached) and Hunter Cantwell can put points and the board and we can dismiss any thoughts of a repeat performance.

Final

Louisville 41

Syracuse 16

Bonus Prediction - Sunday at 3:47 pm Dr. Gross has a press conference announcing Greg is done, but will coach the team until the end of the season.

Bonus Prediction 2 - Greg still says he sees improvement in the team.

Boss

Still...........................

Seriously, if anyone in Maryland has seen a grown man that goes by the name "Boss" - tell him to drop us a line.